*** OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ***
Posted: 9/28/2011 3:36:38 PM
By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Topic: News: Politics

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.  A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

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