Drive-thru banking for Him and Her
Posted: 8/31/1999 6:19:42 PM
By: Comfortably Anonymous
Times Read: 2,498
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Topic: Women Only
HIM:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN and request
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive away

HER:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
3. Shut off engine
4. Put on emergency brake
5. Put keys in purse
6. Get out of car because you're still too far from machine
7. Hunt for card in purse
8. Insert card
9. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it
10. Enter PIN
11. Study instructions
12. Hit "cancel"
13. Enter CORRECT PIN
14. Check balance
15. Look for envelope
16. Look for pen in purse
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check make-up
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check make-up
26. Start pulling away
27. Stop
28. Back up to the machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check make-up
37. Put car in reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Drive three miles
41. Release emergency brake
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