You Know It's Time To Diet When . .
You are diagnosed with a flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
You dance and it makes the band skip.
You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.
You could sell shade.
Your blood type is Ragu.
Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
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