A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.

The children began to say: Red... cherry, Yellow... lemon, Green... lime, Orange... orange.

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may Sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror; spit her Lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh My God!  They're ass-holes!"