Hello there, when I grow up, I want to be a dog. Dogs are funny people. They sniff around and pretend that everything is food.

Once, I saw a dog on a trapeze. It flipped around in the air and a cat bit it before it started watching TV. TV is cool for dogs, they don't understand it at all. Sometimes they see dog food commercials, but they could care less since they can't smell it.

Those dog food selling people are really stupid.