Menopause Jewelry
Posted: 9/13/2008 12:04:10 AM
By: Comfortably Anonymous
Times Read: 1,843
0 Dislikes: 0
Topic: Humor

 

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a 
big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb a%#.

Rating: (You must be logged in to vote)