Multicultural lovemaking
Posted: 3/12/2001 8:45:47 PM
By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Topic: Humor
The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makina da love
withah my girlfriend, I go down and gently
tickle the back of her knees, she
floats ah 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies,
"Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making
ze love with ze girlfriend,
Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen
Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she
floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says,
"That ain't nothing buddy.  When I've finished doin
it to the ole lady, I git out of bed,
walks over to the winder and wipe my
pecker on the curtains.
She hits the freakin ceiling!"


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