I Ain't Gonna Piss In No Jar - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup
Unless Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
Said yo Nancy, we just say,
no, no, no no no no no

Well go ahead and fire me from my job
There's one little thing you ain't gonna rob
That's my freedom,
and my liberty

Chorus:
Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Them evil peckerheads they done gone too far

I wouldn't pee in their mouths if they were dying of thirst
Yeah we got to get rid of this evil curse
I'm alive and I'm fighting this jive

Everybody should go to Washington
We can have ourselves a little fun
You know, they want our piss, I think we ought to give it to 'em

Surround the White House with a urinary moat
So Ronnie and Nancy will have to float on a boat, ha ha
Get across the stinky, steaming yellow pee pee sea, oh

(Chorus)

You know Thomas Jefferson is gonna be mighty pissed
When he finds out about this, I said
Come back from the dead, Tom, sock 'em in the head

(Solo)

Why is everybody so afraid of drugs?
Man they afraid of what the drugs gonna do to us

Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup
Unless Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
Said yo Nancy, we just say,
no, no, no no no no no

Well go ahead and throw me in jail
Ram hot spikes up my tail
But you're not gonna get a drop of no peepee out of me

I ain't gonna piss in no jar
(Repeat and fade)

You know Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't pee in no jar.
You know Patrick Henry didn't say "Give me liberty or give me a urine sample" now did he?
Aw we sure enough rockin' out, Skid.
Huey Long wouldn't piss in no jar!
What's gonna be next, the doo doo police?
(Fade out)