Wedding Vows for a Cat Wedding
Posted: 2/3/2026 4:34:54 AM
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Wedding Vows for a Cat Wedding

Opening Vow from Cat 1

"From the moment I first saw you curled up in the sunny spot by the window, I knew you were the one. You are my favorite nap partner, my midnight zoomies companion, and the keeper of my heart. I promise to share my warmest spots, my tastiest treats, and even the top perch of the cat tree. I vow to always greet you with a gentle head bump, to listen to your purrs, and to love you through every season — from kittenhood to our golden whisker years."

Opening Vow from Cat 2

"When you batted that toy mouse toward me, you batted your way into my life. You are my safe place when the vacuum roars, my partner in bird-watching, and my co-conspirator in knocking things off the counter. I promise to keep you warm on cold nights, to share the sunbeam on bright mornings, and to always save you the last lick of tuna. I vow to love you with all nine of my lives."

Shared Promise

"Together, we will chase dreams like we chase laser dots — with joy, determination, and a little bit of silliness. We will build a life filled with naps, purrs, and adventures, knowing that no matter where we roam, home will always be wherever we curl up together."

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