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Posted At: 7/12/2024 5:18:54 PM
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On this farm, there's a cow, a chicken, and a horse, and the three of them are best friends.<br/>They do just about everything together. And one day, they're sitting at the window of the house, and the farmer's kid is watching MTV, and they're watching it, and they hear the music, and the horse says…
Posted At: 5/14/2024 2:04:49 PM
Posted By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Back in the good old days -- the "Golden Era" of computers, it was easy to separate the men from the boys (sometimes called "Real Men" and "Quiche Eaters" in the literature). During this period, the Real Men were the ones that understood computer programming, and the Quiche Eaters were the ones…
Posted At: 6/11/2022 1:16:59 PM
Posted By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.<br/>Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is…
Posted At: 3/19/2022 4:16:34 AM
Posted By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Posted At: 12/3/2021 4:24:34 PM
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Q: Why couldn't the baby turn around in the hall?<br/>A: Because it had a javelin stuck through its head.<br/>Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?<br/>A: Ripping it back off.<br/>Q: What's more fun than spinning a baby on a clothesline at 100MPH?<br/>A: Stopping it with a cricket bat (thwok)<br/>Q: What's…
Posted At: 12/3/2021 4:22:54 PM
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On the subject of men: I've been a member of the gender for 24 years.I've stumbled through many of the stages of becoming a man, including wildly irregular voice changes at the age of 12, acne attacks in my teens, major crushes on girls who still do not know I am alive and periods of time when I…
Posted At: 12/3/2021 4:15:15 PM
Posted By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.<br/>Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.<br/>The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.<br/>Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.<br/>The dodo is a bird that…
Posted At: 12/3/2021 4:08:11 PM
Posted By: Comfortably Anonymous
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Yawning in technicolor<br/>Engaging in an involuntary protein spill<br/>Puke<br/>Spew<br/>Emit<br/>Chunder<br/>Retch<br/>Sick Up<br/>Do A Technicolour Yawn<br/>Park The Tiger<br/>Yell for Ralph<br/>Call Europe On The Great White Telephone<br/>Make A Pavement Pizza<br/>Have a School Lunch Re-Run<br/>Air The Diced Carrots<br/>Barf and Produce The Liquid…
Posted At: 12/3/2021 4:06:41 PM
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1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at once.<br/>2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.<br/>3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.<br/>4. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.<br/>5. Make a list of things…
Posted At: 12/3/2021 4:05:01 PM
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"By Brian and Andy"<br/>1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. [Dafuq is Jimson weed?]<br/>2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.<br/>3. Twitch a lot.<br/>4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.<br/>5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to…